Salon de la Afro.Art.Nerd

I enjoyed my standing appointment at Salon de la Afro.Art.Nerd this week--no waiting, no gossip, and no overcharging because my hair is "too thick."  When I made my morning debut, Mini-me says, "Mommy, you have a Jheri-Curl." My response: "As long as my hair doesn't saturate the back of my sweater, we're cool." Crisis averted.